May 2012
19 posts
May 29th
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May 29th
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WatchWatch
itwasabusinessdoingpleasure: destroyedkingdom: sylvielareveuse: capitanoamerica: rockinrobynn: pixieblood: phron3moph0bia: fuckthebitch: lisola: a-man-with-a-creepy-smile: heartofbarbedwire: buy-me-food-because-i: haave-you-met-ted: deestarvivo: My daughter has chosen the Dark Side omg. jesus christ omfg literally laughing out loud I did not see that...
May 23rd
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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Sixteen Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than... →
amandaonwriting: On life’s constant little limitations Calvin: You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help. On expectations Calvin: Everybody seeks happiness! Not me, though! That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria! On why we are scared of the dark Calvin: I think night time is dark so...
May 11th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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Anonymous asked: are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
May 3rd
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“What men mean when they talk about their “crazy” ex-girlfriend is often that she...”
– Lady, You Really Aren’t “Crazy” (via crookedindifference)
May 1st
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April 2012
19 posts
Apr 30th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
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Listenheyfunniest: Life sometimes sucks, You need a...
Apr 6th
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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March 2012
25 posts
Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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Why can't rappers rap about nice things? →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.  YEAH GURL IMMA HIT YOU up later because we’ve been on the phone for...
Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 20th
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