May 2012
19 posts
itwasabusinessdoingpleasure:
destroyedkingdom:
sylvielareveuse:
capitanoamerica:
rockinrobynn:
pixieblood:
phron3moph0bia:
fuckthebitch:
lisola:
a-man-with-a-creepy-smile:
heartofbarbedwire:
buy-me-food-because-i:
haave-you-met-ted:
deestarvivo:
My daughter has chosen the Dark Side
omg.
jesus christ
omfg literally laughing out loud
I did not see that...
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
Sixteen Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than... →
amandaonwriting:
On life’s constant little limitations
Calvin: You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
On expectations
Calvin: Everybody seeks happiness! Not me, though! That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
On why we are scared of the dark
Calvin: I think night time is dark so...
Anonymous asked: are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
What men mean when they talk about their “crazy” ex-girlfriend is often that she...
– Lady, You Really Aren’t “Crazy” (via crookedindifference)
April 2012
19 posts
March 2012
25 posts
Why can't rappers rap about nice things? →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
YEAH GURL IMMA HIT YOU
up later because we’ve been on the phone for...